Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something

 

"Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something...

I'm not rich like Jack,

I don't have a mansion like Russell,

or I don't have a Porsche like Martin,

but I do love you and want to marry you."

"Oh, dear...  I love you too...

but, what was that you said about Martin?"