A Couple Wants to Make Love But...

 

A couple wants to have s*x but their 8 year old son named Timmy is in the house. To get him out of the house, they give him an ice pop and they tell him to sit on the front porch and shout out everything that he sees while they try to pull a quickie. Timmy starts to point everything out.

“Mailman stopped by.” Timmy says.

“The Andersons are getting new furniture” he calls out.

“Jacob got a new bike.”

“Oh look. Kevin’s parents are having s*x.” Timmy says.

The dad shouts out from the bedroom, “how do you know they’re having s*x?”

Timmy replies “he’s sitting out on the front porch with a popsicle.”